I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks: аккорды на гитаре
На этой странице вы найдёте аккорды песни «I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks» для гитары, а также полный текст композиции. Аккорды и текст размещены в обучающих целях, чтобы начинающим гитаристам было проще разобраться, как играть песню «I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks» на гитаре.
Как играть на гитаре песню «I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks»: аккорды, текст, разбор
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Аккорды песни «I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks» для гитары
Чтобы сыграть песню «I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks» на гитаре, вам нужно выучить следующие аккорды:
- Bb5
- E5
- A5
- Eb5
- B5
- C#5
Слова песни «I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks» с аккордами
Artist: Bloodhound Gang Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks( Album one fierce beer coaster) Tabbed by: John Leadman Pretty funny song! All just basic power chords. Play the verses palm-muted and use only downstrokes. Strum the chorus normally. That's all you need to know. Enjoy! CHORDS: Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx) A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx) B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx) INTRO: [spoken:] If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter VERSE 1: Bb5 A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class A5 B5 C#5 Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass B5 A5 B5 E5 I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Eb5 C#5 A5 Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? B5 [stop] I just wish I was queer so I could get CHORUS: E5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig E5 B5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me A5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly VERSE 2: A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be A5 B5 C#5 Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony B5 A5 B5 E5 Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity Eb5 C#5 A5 But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry B5 C#5 Scoring with a super model would be easy VERSE 3: A5 B5 Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with C#5 E5 B5 'super dumb' A5 B5 Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and C#5 B5 soon I'd become A5 B5 E5 That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair Eb5 C#5 A5 No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear B5 [stop] I wish I was queer so I could get CHORUS: E5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig E5 B5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me A5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3] Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get BRIDGE: E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 Chicks E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3] Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get OUTRO: C#5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 Chicks dig guys that are E5 B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 E5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly