Particle Man (live acoustic version)
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things
a particle can
What's he like?
It's not important
Is he a dot,
or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does
he get wet?
Or does the water get
him instead?
Nobody knows,
Particle man
(slight pause while acordian plays--guitar holds out C chord)
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates
particle man
They have a fight,
Triangle wins
(bridge with acordian solo--the guitar just plays C for a while, then G then C)
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire
universe man
Usually kind to
smaller man
He's got a watch with a
minute hand,
Millenium hand and an
eon hand
When they meet it's a
happy land
Powerful man,
universe man
(slight pause while acordian plays softly strum C)
Hit on the head with a
frying pan
Lives his life in a
garbage can
Is he a mess or
is he depressed?
Does he feel totally
worthless?
Who came up with
person man?
Degraded man,
person man
(slight pause while acordian plays--guitar holds out C chord)
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates
person man
They have a fight,
triangle wins
(then the same accordian solo plays twice and the song ends)