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It's about all the sad stuff. Just picture a depressed onion

I met a homeless man named Rich

Isn't that terrible?

I saw a flyer for a lost dog

And the dog didn't have any legs

I saw a diabetic kid trick-or-treating

I saw a giraffe who had a short neck

That was sad, or a deer

I saw an old man get hit by a train

He didn't see it in the pouring rain

He didn't hear me shout, “Look out for the train!”

I just thought to myself, “Ooh, this is gonna be sad.”

And it was.

I'm a genius.

I saw a man with only one eye

In a 3D-movie

I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone

Directly on his mother's corpse

I saw a kitten stuck in a tree

Then the kitten jumped off and he hung himself

I saw a boy who had red hair.

I went to a store looking for something to buy

But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy

No, wait--this store sells mirrors!

See what I did there?

Let's rock! No.

I saw an old man slip and fall

Hey, what a fucking idiot

I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral

Ha ha ha. Classic comedy.

Everything that once was sad

Is somehow funny now

The Holocaust and 9/11

That shit's funny 24/7, cuz

Tragedy will be exclusively joked about

Because my empathy is bumming me out

Goodbye, sadness

Hello jokes.